What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is North Korea a jail?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is music publishing?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

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